8-Bit Hero Trainer

A giant bat tries to take a bite out of your face. You have less than a second to react. Tired of "role playing" games which only teach you how to follow command menus or press action buttons? Want proper, relevant preparation for your own quest? For the first time ever, modern technology is making it possible for you to get real, active, first-person athletic and combat training against real 8-bit monster simulations in the comfort of your own home! Observe enemy weak points, and execute real attacks with your own sword! (sold separately) Observe enemy intentions and move your body quickly to avoid retaliation! Technology so advanced you'll think it's already 1990! Using the Nintendo Power Glove AND Power Pad (both sold separately), now you're playing with TWICE the power! Vanquish foes to gain power for the next battle!